thelordofthebutts:

hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

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los-err:

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los-err:

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inner-thoughts-and-opinions:

to many people take things for granted.

you’ve probably heard it a million times. maybe more. i’m just hear to re cap.

if you have someone means something to you, treasure them. you never know when a day might come when you need it, like sunscreen.

dont just take their love, their care, their…

friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

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thedarkestglow:

me in sport

thedarkestglow:

me in sport

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